Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Well I just put wine in my tea
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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