I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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