i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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