So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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