Where is the hickey?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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