quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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