If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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