I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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