You're completely useless in the revolution.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
bring money and cleavage
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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