well I can't set my house on fire every night
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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