he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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