i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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