can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
