Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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