3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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