no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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