let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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