yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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