I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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