remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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