Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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