that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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