Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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