Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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