This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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