is your mom at the bar?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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How's work?
Spinning.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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