it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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