apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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