scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
