she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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