so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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