I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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