Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
