he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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