This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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