I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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