and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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