Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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