Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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