This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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