Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
3pm strippers are depressing
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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