Do you still have your period?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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