Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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