My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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