he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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