erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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