According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Four minutes until I can fart!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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