just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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