I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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