Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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