You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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