My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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