Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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