her vagine was all disorganized.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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