i just had sex bonerless
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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