u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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