if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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