I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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