last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It's blow job season.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize